Woman, Im 18. Not 8.

That fat woman has gone insane.
She whacked and scolded me just around 10 mins ago & goes to bed happily afterwhich. How ironic.
She's my mum btw. HAH! Sometimes i think, she's a saddist. Maybe like those scary ones in the movies or tvs whereby they are two faced.

Here the story goes*
Bro: MUMMY! Are u free tml morning not. Remember help me iron my akido clothes before you go out leh. I need laaa.

Fat woman: HOW I KNOW WHERE YOUR CLOTHES IS! *@#&*!(#&!@ Everything also need me do. blah blah blah *nagging goes on*
.........................Evon ignored what was going on and plays her com.

Bro: HANA HANA! I iron myself tml.

Fat woman: That one arhs! The two of you whole day play com still not enough! One no need bath one own clothes also dont care everything mummy mummy. (Evon kana)

Evon: I later will bath one la. I finish my things first what!

Fat woman: (Goes into her room opposite) YOU GO BATH! Later i whack you till you die.

Evon:(Rolled her eyeballs and showed a whatever face)

Fat woman: Wahhh. Everytime 3 days never bath (Random number she got there), her cheebye damn smelly!

Sister: How you know her cheebye smelly? You go and smell isit. (laughs)

Fat woman: BingCheng (My bro's name), you better dont get infected by her. Her cheebye smelly.

Sister: He lan jiao. Not cheebye. Aiya she never bath she smelly also not you smelly. You make so much noise for what.
..............3 of us laughed super loudly.

Fat woman: What's so funny!! You off your com now! (screaming insanely at the top of her lungs)

Evon:Eh di, she say dont get infected by me leh. I now having my menses, that means you will have menses too. Later your kuku jiao bleed then you know.
..............3 of us laughed EVEN louder this time round for quite long.

Fat woman: (Continued screaming & yelling) *This part i forgot what she said already cos 3 of us were too busy laughing and ignoring her ranting*

Sister: Aiya! She smell before your cheebye that why will liddat say what.

Evon: Ya hor sounds true. Eh Eh Eh from young give her rub my cheebye until now of cos she knows my cheebye smell la.
..............this time round the laughers went non-stop.

Fat woman: YOU STILL LAUGH! I SEE HOW YOU LAUGH!

[By the way, my mum doesnt understand eng so throughout we were speaking in eng and she couldnt figure out we were actually making a joke out of her.]

Evon: I laugh got wrong arhs. -.-

Fat woman: (Walked into the room like some meatball with a metal wire clothes hanger in her hands) huh! huh! Beat till you die! See how you laugh la laugh.

Evon: (Laughs even louder) She doesnt even know we are actually laughing at her! Oh oh! here she come again here she come again!

Bro: She's gone crazy.

Evon: Is it after 11pm already btw? Because if its after 11pm, her illness is being activated.

Bro: SHIT its after 11pm already.

Evon:(turns to sis and bro) Eh Eh i bet with you all. If she will confirm repeat herself not. She confirm say my cheebye smelly for the third time one! HAHAHA!

Bro and sister: Ya Ya.

Fat woman: That one har! cheebye smelly until want die still dowan bath.

All 3 of us: (Burst out laughing like mad dogs cos she really repeated)

Fat woman: Laugh what! What's there to laugh! Kana beaten still laugh!
.............Walks over with the hanger again.

Evon: Wa lao she think she beat me i will cry meh. She will make me laugh even more lo. (So i laughed cos i buai tahan)

Fat woman: You all one by one this and that blah blah blah~

Evon: (Tried hard not to laugh and called friend on hp to tell him bro cant maple anymore)

Fat woman: TALK LA TALK! TWO MONTHS OF PHONE BILL 100+ I HAVE TO PAY FOR YOU! NEXT MONTH I SEE HOW YOU DIE! EVERYDAY ONLINE DUNNO HOW TO GO FIND WORK! blah blah blah~

Evon: (Ignores her and continued laughing on the phone)

So Evon got whacked for two rounds throughout the conversation and has quite a no. of stripes pattern on her left shoulder. AND! the fat woman repeated that thing for 5 times which i cant stand laughing. LOL!

Fat woman walks back to her room and happily sleep.
Sister went to sleep too.
Brother went stoning in dad's room.

That's a rough idea of what happened a moment ago.
What a wonderful time i had at home today. At least it wasnt bored for awhile.
HAH!

It's a special day today. Let's improve and get along better.
Later.